Don't hate the game, hate the player?

Every day, on my way to and from work, I come up with a new list:  The List of Cars on the Road I Hate.

Some makes and models of cars consistently make this list, which means they qualify for my other list:  The All-Time List of Cars on the Road I Hate.  

In order to qualify for either list, I basically have to encounter your make/model of car on the road and have a very negative impression or experience with it.  To make the latter list, this has to occur at least five times. 

For example, yesterday afternoon on my home from work I was behind a black Toyota Prius who was more than just a little brake-happy.  We were traveling down a one-lane road in Palos Verdes, and traffic was moving at around 30 to 40 mph.  There are lots of traffic signals on this stretch of road, so it made for a lot of stop & go.  But this person in front of me (in the black Prius) seemed to think the best way to take advantage of his/her hybrid was to quickly accelerate then slam on the brakes - over and over again - even when there was no reason for stopping or slowing down.  The driver's erratic driving habits led me to put a little extra distance between that car and myself.  But it still didn't make me immune to having to respond to their sudden going and stopping because, as there was a long line of cars behind me, I felt pressure to not leave TOO much room between us lest the cars behind me think I was an idiot.  So, somewhere between Torrance and San Pedro, I decided I hated all black Priuses (Prii?).

You get the picture.

Over the past 14-odd years of being a driver in the state of California, my All-Time List has evolved into the following:

The All-Time List of Cars on the Road I Hate:
- All white cars (amended in 2000 to:) All white trucks, domestic sedans/coupes, BMWs, and minivans.
- All green trucks (whether they be compact Tacomas or giant GMCs with double tires in the back)
- All monster trucks on surface streets
- Chrysler 300s and Dodge Chargers, especially black ones (which makes up about 95% of 'em)
- PT Cruisers, especially purple ones
- Minivans driven by Asian males - they are especially insane (inane?) on the freeway
- Blue Corvettes
- Older white Camaros (actually, these fall under All White Domestic Coupes)
- Chevy HHRs and most Malibus (again, especially white ones)
- Silver BMW 7's driven by Asians (male or female)
- Lexuses (Lexi?) with super dark tinted windows
- All airport shuttle vans, especially the ones that drive 60 mph in the carpool lane
- Ford Excursions, especially when driven by a teenager or petite adult female
- Lexus LXs

My current list is basically the same as above, with the addition of:

- Pre-2004 (1st Generation) Priuses, especially seafoam ones.
- Light blue Honda CR-Vs
- Weaving Land Rovers
- Toyota Land Cruisers
and of course,
- Black Priuses

Strangely enough, I've never encountered a bad driver of a red Audi A3 or blue Saturn SL2.  These types of cars must just attract people of a finer moral fiber...