5 Reasons I know it's World Cup

1. All the Lakers banners/flags promptly converted to Mexico & US flags last week.
2. Drunk people streaming out of bars at 9 in the morning.
3. My mom doesn't call as often.
4. Random air horn and zuzuzela bursts at 4am.
5. Every time I turn the TV on at home, it's tuned to the Spanish-language channel.