What is it that makes a heterosexual man worry?
I think it's because men know that deep down we have weak sales resistance. We're constantly buying shoes that hurt us, pants that don't fit right.
Men think, "Obviously I can be talked into anything. What if I accidentally wander into some sort of homosexual store, thinking it's a shoe store, and the salesman goes,
'Just hold this guy's hand, walk around the store a little bit, see how you feel.
No obligation, no pressure, just try it.
(Beat.)
Would you like to see him in a sandal?'"
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